The cars, in particular, feel like big, heavy unresponsive bricks. His vicious, international criminal syndicate terrifies police forces across the globe and the only one who can really hit him hard and overthrow his vicious gang of hired goons is a former mechanic in a vest (white and tight, of course) and his bad-ass accomplices. He combs his hair with butter, his mouth is animated by someone who has evidently never seen a computer before, and his skin resembles light brown fudge. Let me tell you how it all begins.Įmil (Peter Stormare) is an evil old man.
On the contrary, Crossroads is just as unimaginative, sloppy, pointless, ugly and lacking in variety as some of the worst licensed games ever made. In fact, they are rarely anything other than downright horrible, and although there are memorable exceptions such as The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape From Butcher Bay, GoldenEye 007, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, and Mad Max, this is not a title that should in any way, shape or form be described in that manner. Licensed games based on great action movies (and their IPs in general) are very rarely good. this is the worst major release of the year so far. Namco slipped the game out onto store shelves before the weekend without sending out review copies (now, of course, I understand why) and that is why I am now 50 quid and millions of brain cells poorer. I spent 50 quid on Fast & Furious Crossroads last Friday night.
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